It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
it's great music for shaving your balls
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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