i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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