I hate your face
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
is that a dick in a sweater?
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