there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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