Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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