on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Randomize
