he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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