I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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