Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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