Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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