They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
When did angry sex become our thing?
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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