so that wasnt chicken after all
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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