id be glad to
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
vagina is talking i cant
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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