it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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