I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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