you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
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