Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
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