nut hugger
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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