It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Randomize
