Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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