think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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