On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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