hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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