Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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