the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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