He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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