do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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