did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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