So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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