Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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