I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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