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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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