i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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