At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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