i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
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