Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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