How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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