but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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