remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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