The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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