You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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