The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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