she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
that is very illegal...i love you.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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