I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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