id be glad to
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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