I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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