She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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