just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
And then he peed in my hair
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