Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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