Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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