we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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