physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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