did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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