WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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